“Life is hard it’s harder if you’re stupid.” ~ John WayneĪlso Read: Sarcastic Quotes Funny Inspirational Quotes. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” ~ Bernard Baruch. “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” ~ Benny Hill. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” ~ W.C. There is no cure for curiosity.” ~ Dorothy Parker “ Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” ~ Anonymous. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” ~ Ann Landers “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel. “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhea. Women marry men with the hope they will change. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change.“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”~ Eleanor Roosevelt.
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”~ Alan Dundes “People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy.